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Wednesday, 2 February 2011

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The once-clever Judd Apatow, who let everyone know that we had no f--king right to expect Golden Globe nominees to act like they had a sense of humour, disses Globes host Ricky Gervais --and admits that he is two ejaculate jokes away from becoming an honorary Farrelly Brother-- during his interview on ABC's Live With LeBron and Kelly.

"I was one of the folks who did not approve of Ricky Gervais's mean-spirited, if hilarious, performance at last weekend's Golden Globes," said Apatow. "What did you think of Ricky Gervais? I didn't like him. I thought he was mean."

Apatow, the 'genius' behind such cinematic asswipe as The TV Set, Drillbit Taylor, You Don't Mess with the Zohan, Year One and Get Him to the Greek, also acknowledges that he is rapidly turning into a cross between Stephen J. Cannell and Aaron Spelling.

Many people don't respect Apatow's opinion

"They were just jokes. Be a good sport in front of the cameras, and take it," said celebrity wannabe actor Henry Cavill. "After, you can go home, take a moneybath, and rant about how cruel the world is to you. Judd Apatow is the Hollywood version of a company man. Blech. By the way, here's my headshot."

"Hack," said uber-director Ron Howard. "BE sure to check out my impression of a Judd Apatow movie, 'The Dilemma', starring Paul Rudd and Seth Rogen's older and (slightly) fatter uncles, Vince Vaughn and Kevin James."

Most think it's safe to say Judd Apatow didn't like Gervais' Golden Globe hosting skills because the dialogue lacked fart jokes and weed humor. Ricky Gervais, everyone agrees, is one of the smartest & funniest man in the biz. Apparently he seems to be the only person in hollywood with the ability to laugh at oneself.

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