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Wednesday, 2 February 2011

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Taylor Momsen shown without her normal half a pound of eye make up. (Photo courtesy of Steven Tyler).

BROOKLYN - The star of CW Television's Gossip Girl Taylor Momsen was in town on a photo shoot using the Brooklyn Bridge as a backdrop.

Tay-Tay as her gynecologist calls her, is the national spokesperson for Zits Away Cleansing Sticks and is also the lead singer for the band The Pretty Reckless.

Momsen was asked about the rumor that she will be recording a duet with one of the oldest rock music icons east of the Mississippi River Madonna.

La Taylor verified the rumor and said that her and Madonna are still searching for the right song but added that they have decided on the name they will use on the CD.

Tay-Tay, who is noted for using gobs and gobs of eye liner, eye shadow, mascara, and lipstick said that her and Madonna will be recording as The Old Beaver & The Young Raccoon.

Momsen has admitted that she does have a bit of an atrocious attitude, a dreadful disposition, a terrible temperament, and a detrimental demeanor as witnessed by the fact that she has feuded with both Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez.

Gomez has said that Momsen has two belly buttons, a lopsided G-spot, and inverted nipples.

Cyrus has noted that with the amount of eye makeup that Taylor uses she could feed an Ethiopian family of 17 for two weeks.

The singer formerly known as Madonna has also been involved in some high profile feuds including those with Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Rihanna, Justin Bieber, The Green Bay Packers, Sofia Vergara, Michelle Obama, and Pope Benedict XVI.

Madonna was asked if she feels that her and Momsen might also end up feuding as well. The has-been singer popped her chewing gum and replied, "Well seein' as how Tay-Tay seems to think that she's a better singer than I am, I would say that the chances of that happening are pretty damn, effen, friggin good."

Taylor Momsen is 17. Madonna is 52. And Arizona Governor Jan Brewer looks 92.

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