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Monday, 31 January 2011

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NASHVILLE - The two newest judges on American Idol wasted no time getting themselves embroiled in a reality show scandal.

The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle is reporting that after the taping of the AI Nashville auditions Steven "Lips" Tyler and Jennifer "Tush" Lopez were caught in a passionate embrace in J.Lo's dressing room.

American Idol cameraman Tinker Tempura, who has been with AI since the very beginning says that he accidentally walked in on the couple and found "Lips" with his lips on the tush of "Tush."

As soon as the couple saw Tempura they quickly separated and gained their composure. Tyler right away asked him why he was there and if he had ever heard of the mother effin phrase of 'to knock on a door before opening the son-of-a-bitch.'

Tempura apologized and said that he thought everyone had left for the night and that he was just going to place Miss Lopez' lipstick which she had left on the judges table in her dressing room.

He showed Tyler and Lopez the lipstick and Lopez remarked that it was not hers. Tempura said that it was as it had her monogrammed initials 'JL' on the gold lipstick case.

Tyler told Tempura that he would give him three of his CD's and that Lopez would also give him three of her CD's if he promised to keep all of what he had just witnessed to himself.

Tempura replied, "You got it Stevie" and he left.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: It should be noted that Tinker Tempura is married to Agatha Boxbrick-Tempura, the sister of 4C reporter Putty Boxbrick, who broke the story.]

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