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Monday, 31 January 2011

(Published 2051) - AERO-LAYER 15, LOST ANGELES - The Oscars, a proud tradition from the tribal days of America, has been won by the feature-length film Farty Fart Farts.

FFF, is a romantic-action-thriller-horror-comedy about a bottom that farts, and is one of the most critically acclaimed films ever released this century. It is also one of the longest, clocking in at 4hrs 56mins 12secs. A novel and TV adaptation are rumoured to be on the way.

The film won Best Screenplay, Best Soundtrack, Best Bestness, Best Script and a whole other host of Bests.

"Me thinks that Fart could be the next... uhh... cool thing," said actor/politician Ferrari F. Ford.

The film was made by Sony-Walmart-Verizon-Google, one of the big three transnational groups, and also owns half of the moon, due to the masses of money Walmart gained in the second Price Wars of the 40s.

A spokesman for the conglomorate says that Farty Fart Farts 2: The Moonbase could be on the way after Moonites claimed that films did not represent them enough.

FFF beats previous record-holder, Pissing: The Movie
, which some say is the better film.

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