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Monday, 31 January 2011

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Cheryl Cole's newest tattoo consists of a pair of boyfriend Derek Hough's dancing shoes.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Derek Hough was quietly lounging around in his boxer shorts in his Hollywood Hills mansion Casa Cha Cha Cha, which he named after one of his all-time favorited dances, when he received a call from Summersetter Faxx, a reporter with the news program Bedroom Pillow Talk.

Hough was asked if he cared to talk about his gorgeous girlfriend Cheryl Cole's latest tattoo.

Hough asked Faxx how in the world she had found out about Cheryl's tattoo since the tattoo artist, Sawyer "The Needle Man" Frazzlewater of West Hollywood, had given his word that he would not speak to anyone about Cole's new ink addition.

Faxx told the winner of this year's edition of Dancing With The Stars (along with Jennifer Grey) that she could not reveal her source but she did hint that the source recently retired and has been married a total of eight times.

Derek told her that he would go ahead and tell her the story since that way he knew that the correct story would get out and it would not be totally made up by other tabloids not as reputable as BPT, such as Just Saying or Grapevine Yakking.

Hough admitted that "Chezza" as she is known in her native England, Scotland, and Burma, had in fact gone in and gotten another tattoo to go with the five she already has.

Derek told her that he personally does not like tattoos on females because they make them look like fleshy billboards.

He told Faxx that Cole had picked out about seven different types and styles of tattoos ranging in cost from $75 to $2,350, and she finally agreed on a tattoo of a pair of her sweetheart's dancing shoes.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Contrary to what will.i.am may think the next time Cheryl Cole walks down the aisle it will most definitely be with Derek Hough and not with the likes of him of the lower-cased name.]

Hough said that Cheryl wanted for her new tattoo of a pair of brown dancing shoes to be placed on her left knee but he reminded her that as she got older they would probably begin to look like a pair of Army boots so he vetoed her idea and she realized that he was right.

So after the two discussed it like the happy so-in-love couple that they are they agreed that Cheryl's new tattoo will appear on her bikini line.

Derek Hough is 25. Cheryl Cole is 27. Charlie Sheen said from his room at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic in Los Angeles that he feels like he's 106.

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