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Sunday, 30 January 2011

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What A Wally

Exclusive Film News in today from Hollywood where Stephen Spielberg has finally agreed to make 'Where's Wally?'

Based on the popular puzzle idea where people spend ages wasting their time trying to find a bespectacled loser, then pointing and shouting 'I've found him. '

Spielberg said, 'The story will stay faithful to the original, with lots of people looking everywhere for a man in bob hat and glasses. I'm really quite excited. Wally will of course be Jewish in the film, which will be set in a concentration camp on an Island with lots of dinosaurs and the odd alien. You have to be doubly careful because the surrounding water is shark infested. '

Actors signed up so far are Tom Hanks who'll play Wally, Robin Williams will play Wally's mother, and Jonny Depp at least one of the Dinosaurs.

It will be co-directed and produced by Dickie Attenborough who said

'I can't wait luvvies.'

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