Oprah has approached Susan Boyle to join her new production company. She has offered Susan her own chat show which will be filmed in Britain and Susan will be allowed to choose her own guests.
Susan is said to be delighted at the prospect of being able to interview whomsoever she wishes.
"Och aye! Wo' fun it'll be. A will be able to ask whoever A want tae ta come on ma wee show. A know people will expect me to invite folk like Piersy Baby an' Simon, but nae....A would like tae have ordinary folk on - like ma neighbours frae Blackburn an' ma cousins, the wee lassie who runs the laundrette in Blackburn an' ma milkman an' postie.
"A am sure people'd love to meet 'em. They're all righ' characters an A am sure they'll have the time o' their wee lives.
"Everyone gets sick an' tired 'o meetin' all the celebrities all o' the time. Ordinary folk should get a chance too and A will gi' it 'em.
"Actually, A might just start up ma own production company an' tell Oprah 'Thanks but no Thanks' - very politely o' course."
When asked about her new pussy, Susan said it was adapting really well and added that it just loves to be stroked and played with.
More on Susan's plans as we get them.