NEW YORK CITY - It is now official executives of the highly popular show The Jersey Shore have just announced that the cast and crew is moving to Venice, Italy.
The Shows producer Vinnie Vincent Bellavista stated that he decided to move the show after receiving a certified letter that was signed by New Jersey Governor Chris Christie.
Bellavista pointed out the letter was also signed by Mob bosses Vito Monterubbiano, Genzano Pianissimo, and Salvatore Goombalini.
The producer declined to reveal exactly what the contents of the letter actually were but a highly reliable, inside, unknown, source disclosed to The Right Coast Illustrated Revue that one of the factors mentioned was the fact that New Jersey Power and Light was going to cut off the shows electricity.
Bellavista said that although he was disappointed he said that Snooki, the Situation, JWoww, and the rest of the cast are thrilled to be going to film in a foreign country.
He said that Snooki asked him if Italy was close to Japan. He told her that it wasn't and asked her why she had asked. She smiled and said that lately she has gotten into eating Japanese food like sushi, wasabi, sukiyaki, and crumpets.
Bellavista informed Snooki that crumpets are not found in Japan and that they're native to England. She giggled and said that she knew that and that she must've been thinking about matzah balls.
Meanwhile the cast and crew of The View has been informed that they too will soon be traveling to Baghdad, Iraq, where they will film their show at The Boom Boom Television Studios located next to the famous Camel Hump Mall.
Upon being given the news Joy Behar said that she was not going because she is allergic to sand and camel sweat. Whoopi Goldberg and Sherri Shepherd said that they aren't' going because the closest place to get soul food would be in Djibouti, Ethiopia, which is 1,506 miles from Baghdad.
Elisabeth Hasselbeck remarked that she isn't going because since she is a blonde she knows she would be subjected to hundreds of dumb blonde jokes.
Barbara Walters is reportedly so upset with her four fellow View members that her lisp has completely gone away.
In other news. The tiny African country of Lower Zamgola has decided not to invade China as they had planned after they went on the Internet and learned that China has over 1.3 billion people!