BROOKLYN - It was reported on the nationally syndicated television news program Tittle Tattle Tonight last night that country sweetheart Taylor Swift and Hollywood bad boy Jake Gyllenhaal have rekindled their romance.
The once again 'happy couple' was spotted canoodling as they were enjoying their foot long hot dogs at Guido's Hot Dog Shack #7 in Brooklyn which is considered by many to be the Frank Sinatra of Hot Dogs.
The two had broken up just a few short weeks ago due to the fact that logistically their relationship was just impossible to maintain, pretty much like the five month old marriage of another country sweetheart Carrie "Where's My Hubby" Underwood and her Canadian hockey player husband Mike "I'm Up In Canada Hon" Fisher.
Taylor had confided to a close friend that she had missed Jake's smile, his sense of humor, and his knowledge of farm animals.
When Jake was informed what Taylor had said he responded by saying, "Well I guess I've missed Taylor's smile, her sense of humor, and her amazingly uncanny ability to cook Southern Fried Possum Balls and make them taste exactly like a T-Bone Steak."
Jake then grinned and said that he also had missed kissing Tay's ever so innocent Pennsylvania lips, which he added are much more tasty and succulent that those of two of his ex-blonde girlfriends Kirsten Dunst and Reese Witherspoon.
Taylor who is as happy as an Arizona woodpecker visiting Yellowstone National Park smiled that sweet, innocent smile of hers and remarked that she will now be able to write another song about her relationship with Jakey G.
Songs Which Taylor Swift Has Written About Jake Gyllenhaal -
- He's My Hot Doggin' Hot Dog Man
- Okay So You Stole My Heart But Thank Goodness That I Still Got My Hymen You Lie-Spewing Varmint
- Jake Was Our Love Like A Fake Wedding Cake And If It Was Then Take Your Butt And Go Jump In The Lake 'Cause I Hate You More Than I Hate That Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle Kanye West
Taylor Swift is 21, Jake Gyllenhaal is 30, Christopher Columbus would have been 559.