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Tuesday, 25 January 2011

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Teenage singing sensation, Justin Bieber, apparently sick and tired of being dealing with newspaper reporters and fanzines reporting that he is a girl, finally dropped his pants in front of a crowd of them Sunday and told anyone that published a single photo would be sued by his lawyer who was standing right beside him.

"I hope this puts the rumors away for good", stated Bieber. "It was getting ridiculous."

The performer then told reporters that he had had a long talk with Lady Gaga who has been having the same type problem but is going to pull the same gesture as Bieber later today.

That led to a mad rush for the door and reporters trying to figure out just where THAT will happen.

"At first my client thought the whole thing was a joke or a spoof". stated Ronald McGuire of McGuire, Hudson & McGuire in Ottawa, Canada. "But lately it's has been getting nasty so Justin thought he would just drop the whole thing and get it over with."

Attorney McGuire also took names of the reporters that were invited to a "Message from Justin Bieber" so if a snapshot shows up any place, he'll know whom to sue.

"It won't be me", stated one reporter. "he's proved he's a male alright but it was close."

"That's libel!"

"That's an opinion! My personal opinion! You won't get dick out of me. Go ahead and try."

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