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Monday, 24 January 2011

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Jeanette Jenkins (second from right) in a scene from the movie "The Karate Queens of New Orleans."

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Summersetter Faxx has disclosed that she heard from a very close friend of 40-year-old Queen Latifah that the 6 foot tall actress and her good-looking longtime girlfriend Jeanette "Booty Cutey" Jenkins are planning on having a baby.

Faxx learned that Jenkins, who started out as Q.L.'s personal trainer and then moved on up the ladder, so to speak, said that she has just about convinced Q. Latte, as she calls her honey, to agree to have a baby come into their life.

Jeanette says that she wants to experience the beautiful feeling of breast feeding a baby and not just having her tits be an objective part of uncontrolled, passionate vavavooming.

Jenkins said that when she saw how happy Elton John and husband David Furnish were with the addition of little Zackary Dickory Dock John Furnish to their home she got all tingly and bubbly inside and vowed to convince Q. Latte to jump on the same sex partner parenting bandwagon.

Jeanette, who is also a noted seamstress who has sewn dresses for Jennifer Lopez, Eva Longoria, Sandra Bullock, RuPaul, and Boy George admitted that she could easily sew about seven pairs of baby socks in less than 20 minutes.

Bedroom Pillow Talk could not reach Queen Latifah to get her comments and opinions on the baby matter due to the fact that she is presently in Dublin, Ireland filming The Wrestler 4 - Hey McMahon I Ain't Wrestling That Big Black Bitch!

In another baby story. Ann Coulter has denied the rumor that she is pregnant with Bill O'Reilly's baby.

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