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Monday, 24 January 2011

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Tanja Morson on her way to visit her boyfriend Vincent Tabak who is being held at an undisclosed location.

LONDON - The London Morning Mincer Revue is reporting that Tanja Morson, girlfriend of Vincent Tabak has agreed to appear in a four-page nude photo layout for PlayGuy Magazine.

Morson who is 34 told LMMR reporter Reginald T. Oxfordshire that she truly has no desire to appear in the magazine and expose her tata's, her fanny, and her tuzzy muzzy for the entire world to see but she was quick to add that she is doing it for Vincy.

When Oxfordshire asked her to explain she said that she is going to take the entire £40,000 [$64,000 U.S.] that she is being paid to pose in the buff and use the money to help pay for her boyfriend's legal defense.

When Tabak was asked what he thought about his girlfriend posing in PlayGuy he thought about it for a few moments and then replied, "Well mate, Tanja she be one swell bird (chick) she is and iffin she wants ta raise mooney (money) for me defense by posing in 'er bloomin birthday suit den dats really nobody's bitness but 'ers and mine now innit?"

Vincent Tabak is currently being held at an undisclosed location but the word on the streets of Soho, Pimlico, and Notting Hill is that he is presently incarcerated in London's Petula Clark Prison For Blokes.

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