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Topics: Sex, Women

Monday, 24 January 2011

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The Cosmopolitician magazine's latest issue is one that will sell out as soon as it hits the stands so they have printed double the usual number and have them ready to do an extra copy with other stories being different but this lead story repeated exactly.

The new magazine also shows every woman how to please her man and how every man can please his woman by using the new gadget invented by Dr. Kevorkian's son, Romeo Kevorkian.

"Dad was always being called 'Dr. Death' and 'Jack the Dripper' by Limbaugh and his like! Well, now I am determined to make his name a household word, especially in the bedroom", stated Dr. Kevorkian. "Talking about pleasing your woman, I'm planning to covert to a Mormon sect that allows you 72 wives."

According to Junior and his assistant and cousin, Valentino Kevorkian, this invention will be the invention of the century.

"I think it's what Simon and Garfunkel had in mind when they sang "The Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine" only this can be held in your hand."

Lady volunteers were there to tell their own stories but most were too weak to talk. They just pointed at the contraption nodded and grinned.

"It's about time we heard about the men pleasing US", stated one. She then felt her way back to the laboratory.

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