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Topics: Rap, Nicki Minaj

Monday, 24 January 2011

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Another Whorechester patron in happier times

London - (Barbz Barbs): The Trinidadian-American rapper is hopping mad after top knobs' hotel The Whorechester threw her out after an affray.

A London police car chase then saw Minaj corralled outside Buckingham Palace where she posed for paps in her new peacock wig.

Speaking to Spoof news reporters at lunchtime today Ms Minaj blamed an ongoing feud between hotel front of house staff and her fans.

"They said mah barbz was smokin weed from that in-house bong in the elevator," a furious Ms M complained.

"That's the last time I stay in that lousy joint!"

Tempers had flared on Saturday night when 'stoned' fans were accused of graffiti-bombing the hotel.

An angry Minaj then confronted the Whorechester concierge who suggested she might be happier staying at the nearby Bedbugs Tower.

The local boutique hotel is renowned for its discretion and all-night 'emergency supplies' valet service.

Ms M's London tour may now be cancelled.

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