Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber have swapped heads in one of the worlds most extraordinary experiments. The record companies want to see if the head swap will detract fans from buying records.
Social psychologists have monitored there progress and have made the following statement:
Miley came through the operation with little difficulty. She is still talking a load of bollocks and her creative writing is as bad as ever.
She did want to wear a short skirt and see through blouse, but we reminded her, that she now had a very small penis that could bring ridicule if seen under the skirt.
Justin has adapted very well, and continues to bore the shit out of everyone with his crap singing and inane jokes. His mum is wiping his vagina as well as his arse. He seems to be very comfortable with his new body, we are a little worried he will not want to swap back.