BEVERLY HILLS - Actor John Travolta was getting his hair styled at the famed Haven of Hair Salon which is owned by FuFi Fondue when according to FuFi a customer in the next chair identified as Baxley Prattfickle, 29, asked Travolta about The Golden Globes Award Show.
John looked up from his copy of The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette and replied that he did not like the way that he had been disrespected by Ricky Gervais.
Travolta said that he has no idea where in the world Gervais and other people such as Carrie Fisher, Adam Lambert, Ricky Martin, and Rosie O'Donnell have gotten the idea that he bats for the other team.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: If memory serves me right, I believe that the swishy-swish rumors first started when Johnny was filming the country music motion picture Urban Cowboy and he was photographed riding the mechanical bull sidesaddle.]
And then two years ago, Travolta was allegedly photographed on the Pacific Coast Highway riding on the handlebars of a bicycle that was being ridden by Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.
The Left Coast Mirror Magazine interviewed Baxley Prattfickle and asked him if Travolta had either said or done anything that would cause him (BP) to think that Johnny could be a little on the wiggle wiggle side.
Prattfickle giggled. When asked why he was giggling he replied that Johnny Johnny as FuFi calls him had winked at him (BP) and told him that he had real pretty lips.
Baxley said that he got so flustered that he slobbered all over his Gloria Vanderbilt blouse.
When Ricky Gervais was asked to comment on Travolta's remarks the highly charged Englishman declared "Get over it Missy!"
The razor-sharp tongued Gervais added that he stands by his remarks and said to tell John that if the frilly pink tank top fits wear it.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: I'm not 100 percent sure, but I think that the British phrase 'if the frilly pink tank top fits wear it' is probably equivalent to our 'if the shoe fits wear it.']