NEW YORK CITY - The Big Apple Globe Gazette, a New York City based entertainment publication has stated that the new MTV show Skins may soon be cancelled.
The show which recently premiered has already managed to offend the decency advocate group Adults For The Advancement of Ethical Ethics As Practiced By The Youth of America.
A representative for the aforementioned group stated that the show Skins just shows way too much youthful skin and that some of the skin is covered by tattoos that say things such as 'My Parents Don't Know,' 'R U Sexting?' and 'Safe Sex This!'
BA2G reporter Fitzwater Ribicoff spoke to a spokesperson for the new MTV show identified as Gladiola Peltonbaum.
Glady, as her ex-husband Miles Peltonbaum called her, said that the show started the season with ten sponsors and that nine have already cancelled their advertising commercials.
When asked who some of the sponsors were she refused to give their names because she said that it would embarrass the executives of the sponsor companies.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: I called up Larry King and asked him if he knew who the sponsors were. He said that he had no freakin idea since he was now retired. I then called up Barbara Walters but her answering machine said that she had gone down to Tijuana, Mexico shopping for some huaraches (sandals). ]
I did manage to contact Gladiola Peltonbaum's ex-husband and he told me that three of the sponsors were the makers of Damn Pimples-Be-Gone Pimple Cream, The Jesse James Self-Tattooing Kit Company, and Jose Cuervo Tequila.
BA2G did mention that the show basically revolves around a group of salacious teens who are erotically charged and who get themselves in lascivious flavored and licentious tainted situations.
Fitzwater Ribicoff of BA2G reported that the show contains shot after shot of female pom poms (perkies), bahookies (chundini's), and woo-woo's (pink palaces).
Even Paris Hilton remarked that the show is one of the most explicitly explicit younger generation shows that she has ever seen and that includes the Post Puberty Channel's popular teen show, Lick My Libido.
A highly respected critic for TV ClickerWorld Achtung Zumwalt wrote that the kids from MTV's Skins make the cast members of The Jersey Shore seem like Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts by comparison.
A spokesperson for the executives of Skins has said that if they lose their last sponsor, the Mr. Happy Guy iVibrator personal pocket massager, they may just move the entire show to Wales, where they are a little more relaxed in their censorship codes.