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Monday, 24 January 2011

Yesterday, he was spotted almost punching Selena in the face until a fan came up to them both to ask for an autograph. The fan says she saw Justin about to punch Selena and he was cursing at her so she got mad and made sure nothing else bad happened so she asked for an asked for an autograph from both of them.

Even after she got her autograph Justin was still cursing at Selena. The fan was watching behind a wall and was recording it all. "I'm not planning on selling the video or putting it on youtube. I only took the video to show my friends that they still have a chance with Justin." The fan says.

Justin was still mad at her and still wanted to punch Selena but he knew people are all over so he didn't. The fan says that the words he used to describe Selena made Selena cry. After Justin called Selena a "Fag" she ran away crying.

Justin was happy that she finally left and was dancing around that he didn't have to deal with that "fag" anymore. The worst part was when Justin caught the fan recording the whole thing. The fan says that he tripped her, pinned her to the wall, and made her SWEAR that she would NEVER sell the video. Then Justin let go of her and she fell to the ground. He then walked away laughing.

Well, this wasn't a happy ending for Justin, but, we Selenators will always have Selena's back and fight for her when she needs it.

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