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Sunday, 23 January 2011

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Gone to Brazil?

Katie Price has been telling friends that her short-term marriage to Alex Reid is over but that the cage fighter won't give up.

"I think that on the one hand she doesn't want him back in her life anymore but she also feels sorry for him and maybe, a little bit afraid", stated a source close to the couple earlier on in their ten or eleven-month marriage.

Others that know Katie say that she believes that Reid can simply say this is not happening and go on living in Katie's house where he stays.

"He needs help in my opinion", stated a friend of Reid. "But don't quote me on that because I'd hate for him to have to hurt me." (Smile).

Will it take a court order and the police to remove Reid from the house? No one knows.

We did get one person who lives near the house to say that he saw Reid leave the place several days ago.

"That's Hollywood for you. They get all these free write-ups and tear-jerking stories out and the "desperate" guy was gone all the time. He's probably out with some sweet thing in Brazil or somewhere warm while we're both out here freezing our asses off."

I couldn't agree more...at least for that last bit.

This is Clarence Ingraham for The West Coast Post.

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