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Sunday, 23 January 2011

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These are not pics of Selena according to friend!

Pop star Selena Gomez says that the just released photos of her in India News Magazine are not her.

"Everyone wants a piece of Selena Gomez", she told reporters in Paris this morning.

This has all come about after Gomez reportedly came to Paris accompanied by Justin Bieber.

Here in the United States fanzines were rushing around checking the India Record Magazine pics out and have all agreed that the photographs look fake.

Several judged them a fake before they even saw them as they want readers to stay with their tabloid instead of one overseas.

"We have lost enough jobs overseas as it is", stated on tabloid owner. "Of course, it's OK to share, but that ******Magazine never even offered us a deal. Well, we stand by our statement that the photos are fake.

Several have now published news headlines that use Gomez denial to draw readers.

However, Selena's cousin says that they could be her, then laughs.

Back to Selena in Paris.

"If creeps want to get pics of me in the nude, they won't get them here! Why look at that shot of me in the middle of the second page. That's obviously a slim nude 'man's' body looking back with his rear end showing, with my head pasted on it."

Meanwhile Selena's parents told the press.....well, we cannot publish that here.

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