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Sunday, 23 January 2011

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The beach at Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Taylor Swift can be seen at the extreme lower left of the photo.

LOS ANGELES - The Tinsel Town Times Tribune has reported that they have alleged nude photos of Taylor Swift that were taken on her recent trip down to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

The editor of T4 Murgatroyd Latherwick has stated that although the photos do appear to show Taylor Swift laying face down on the beach at Cabo San Lucas, he cannot confirm 100 percent that it is actually the young country singer.

Latherwick said that he has sent the seven photos to a highly reputable photo processing lab in Anaheim and that he should get the results within 24 hours.

A spokesperson for the country singer MacKenzie Tannerbocker at first issued the standard "No comment" comment but then rescinded her remark and said that the photos could not possibly be of Miss Swift since she has not been to Cabo San Lucas since Halloween of last year.

Tannerbocker did disclose that Miss Swift has recently traveled to Tijuana, but that was just a one day thing to buy a burro piƱata for one of her cousins.

She also wanted to point out that Swift is devastated by these false allegations and she wanted it made pubic that she is so shy that when she showers she does so with the lights turned off.

The Tinsel Town Times Tribune will follow up on the story as soon as the DNA results from the photo processing lab are made public.

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