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Friday, 21 January 2011

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Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth's on again, off again relationship is apparently off again as Hemsworth told reporters in Australia yesterday.

"I'm finally through with that part of my life. I admit that Miley wore me out. I have a career to think about and I have no more time for teasing", Liam told his audience.

When a reporter asked him if the two had an active sex life, Hemsworth stated that they should ask Miley about that.

So we did.

Although it took awhile Miley was finally located back in Los Angeles. She came out as we approached her house. (They must have a warning bell down the lane or something).

"I don't want to talk about Liam Hemsworth. He was the most wonderful guy in the world for several months but then he changed. Tried to run my life. I guess he's told every tabloid in the world that I love to be spanked hard?, Miley asked.

"Loved to be spanked hard?"

When she realized that this was news to us, she turned around and went back indoors.

So we called and asked Hemsworth.

"Does Miley Cyrus love to be spanked hard? Is the pope Catholic? It's a wonder that I don't have carpal tunnel syndrome! Now I gotta run."

Wonder if that was why she kept wiggling her bum against the old guy in the famous video?

This is Fanny Bright for The West Coast Post.

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