LOS ANGELES - Teen singing sensations Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber visited fellow singing idol Demi Lovato at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic in El Lay (L.A.).
Gomez told a reporter for the Bedroom Pillow Talk news program that her and Justin and Taylor Swift had visited Demi six weeks ago.
She said that this time Taylor could not make it since she was performing at a sold out concert at El Paso's La Chupacabra Convention Center.
Selena related that she had received a call from Lovato, patient (#72931) telling her that she felt depressed because she was not allowed to watch the season premier of American Idol.
Lavato also noted that someone had stolen all of her underwear and she was having to wear her roommates underwear which not only was three sizes too big but since her roommate is a guy, the underwear are boxer shorts decorated with footballs, baseballs, basketballs, bowling balls, and Matzoh balls.
Gomez winked, quietly slipped off her underwear, and handed them to Lovato which was perfect since both wear size 5 panties.
Selena promised her that she would go to WalMart and pick up some more in a couple of days.
Justin reached in his pocket and gave Demi a brand new iPod that he said contained 72,991 songs including every song that the Beatles ever recorded, all the songs the Rolling Stones recorded, all the songs by Lady Antebellum, and the one hit wonder song by the Baha Men "Who Let The Dogs Out?"
Bieber also gave Lovato an autographed 8 by 10 glossy photo of himself wearing his mom's pink night gown which he said she could probably raffle off to raise some money so that she could buy some cafeteria extras like Hostess Twinkies, M&M's, and cigarettes.
Demi reminded him that she did not smoke and that he must have her confused with Miley Cyrus, Taylor Momsen, Pixie Lott, or LiLo Lohan.
From The Unusual Facts Department: Scientists have discovered that skunks who live in Brazil's Rain Forest do not throw off a foul-smelling scent and instead their scent actually smells like a Downey Dryer Sheet. At first the scientists were baffled but they have narrowed the reason down to the fact that the skunks subsist on a diet which consists totally of Brazil Nuts.