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Wednesday, 19 January 2011

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Singer and sexy performer (of late), Miley Cyrus has come to the rescue of young singer Justin Bieber while talking to reporters in Los Angeles last night.

"I'm tired of you guys picking on Justin Bieber", she told reporters. "You treated me the same way and I think it should stop. He's probably in tears right now over cruel jokes and exaggerations...crying his cute little eyes out."

Miley then told us that Justin Bieber is a tough young man.

"He has to be tough to put up with your saying that he sounds like a girl. And, even though it may be tiny, he DOES have a weiner so let the jokes drop, like his balls finally, and let him concentrate on his career."

Miley made the statement after Bieber finished his second show of the night.

Apparently some Bieber fans also had sneaked in with our group.

"Miley is right", they stated. "Justin Bieber is not a child, he's a man."

That was when the water balloons fell upon us all!

zzzzzzzzzttt! This is 'washed up' reporter, Clarence Briant for The West Coast Post. ZzzzzzzzTTTTTTTT!! "Someone unplug MEEE!!" zzzztt!

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