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Wednesday, 19 January 2011

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Kate Price today admitted marrying Alex Reid was a huge mistake.

She said: 'I am not usually one for mistakes but Alex was not right for me. All he wanted was his picture in the paper, to be on TV and sex up the wrong un.'

Reid on the other hand laughed off the mistakes she hasn't made. He said: 'Kate has apparently not made many mistakes during her life aside from:

Sleeping with Dwight
Having her boobs made monster size
Marrying Peter
Lowering the size of her boobs too much
Having Botox injections in her lips
Marrying me
Running the London marathon
Leaving Harvey with a box of matches
…and so on and so on.'

As for sex Reid said: 'Kate maybe very attractive but sex with her was a poor second to sex with Pam, Pam of my hand!'

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