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Tuesday, 18 January 2011

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"She's only 18!"

Ricardo Gomez, Selena's biological father and her mother, Mandy Teefy, have apparently told Justin Bieber to quit trying to seduce their daughter.

"Selena has quit wearing her "purity ring" and I want to know why", stated Teefy. "She's been wearing it since she was 12 and now all of a sudden it's gone."

Both Teefy and Gomez say they like Justin but are trying to keep their daughter from making a big mistake. The same holds true for Selena's step-father, Brian Teefy.

"He's 16 years old. His hormones are working overtime and Justin is only thinking of himself."

Meanwhile the Disney Studio has come down hard on the parents side also.

"With the couple teaming up at that age, they're sending the wrong message to other teens their age. Disney tries to hold up a certain image. It has suffered a lot lately through the antics of "Hannah Montana" Miley Cyrus spice capades and now this", stated a spokesman.

No one is against the couple dating according to all reports but the parents say they don't want their daughter being used.

Bieber's mother has also made her voice heard. "Quit accusing my son. If anything went to court, HE would be the one seduced because HE is under age!"

So how old was Selena's mother, Mandy, when she became pregnant with Selena? According to the birth records, she was only 15. Sometimes what goes around comes around.

"No, it means that I KNOW how hard it is to build a life while being a teenage mother", Mandy reportedly told the silly person who brought it up.

That would be me, Clarence Briant, for The West Coast Post.

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