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Tuesday, 18 January 2011

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Exercise Very Important

Although pregnant with her first child, actress Natalie Portman has made a video of her doing exercises in the nude, according to a press release.

Portman says she's not ashamed of her body and she wants other women to exercise while they are expecting as most doctors recommend it.

"I allow myself to just float around a bit and then I kick my heels and head for the other end and then back, on the video. It's a little hard at first and you only want to do the more active ones during your first three months."

After three month, Portman says that she has started to bob up and down on her tiptoes and move her legs and arms around a bit.

"Since I play a ballerina in the "Black Swan" movie, this helps me stay in training for the part."

"You should see her", stated one customer who bought an advanced copy of the video. "I haven't gotten to the last three months yet but I wish I had a copy of this before having my Charley. He might have been..you know..normal."

Portman stated that once the baby is born, this exercising will help any woman to get back in shape in a hurry.

"So when does the Water Exercise Video become available to the general public?", asked one reporter.

"Water Video? Oh, there's no water."

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