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Tuesday, 18 January 2011

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Krowton: "Gays are cool!"

Writers at popular news website TheSpoof.com were involved in heated discussions this morning over the issue of whether or not the site was set to become the next victim of the ever-unfolding and relentlessly-expanding Empire of the Gays.

TheSpoof, owned by millionaire Mal Krowton, had, for years, been a hard-hitting satirical writers outlet, frequented by multi-talented scribblers and social commentators who regularly 'put the boot in' where it mattered most - below the belt.

These days, however, with old names gone and forgotten, and newer, 'soft-as-shit', and namby-pambyish 'writers' having taken their place, TheSpoof has unwittingly become a home to the sadly-delusional, attention-seekers, social misfits and, worst of all, the outrightly gay.

Representative of this latter category is Gay Larry, a rampant homosexualising 20-year-old from Anywhereyoulike, who has taken the site by storm with his overtly bent stories about his own twisted adventures, which have proved so popular, that he is even about to appear in the site's Featured Writer slot, which will really make his day!

Other writers claim that Larry is 'lowering the tone' of TheSpoof, and that his limp-wristed frolics are not news, but simply made-up sensationalisations of homosexuality. Sabu denies this. He said:

"Every word is true. Well, maybe not every word. Or even any word, but so what? Gay issues are in the ascendancy at the moment, and I, for one, am going to stand tall and erect for gay rights and equality, and blow my big pink horn for queers everywhere!"

Spoof owner Krowton laughed:

"I don't see anything wrong with TheSpoof turning slightly pink, and have often wondered in the past about having a dabble myself."

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