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Monday, 17 January 2011

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The new line up for Dragon's Den 2011 has been revealed with a dramatic change to the cast of entrepreneurs.

Richard Branson will lead the team but will limit his investments to anything that can be deflowered or is red.

Gordon Brown will participate but won't have any money to invest.

Nick Clegg will be on the panel but will need to phone David Cameron before making any decisions.

Emir of Qatar Ali Ben-Dova will also be on the panel and will invest in anything that can be used during the 2022 World Cup.

Due to the lack of UK entrepreneurs applying to be on the show the new format will run for 26 episodes of 2 minutes each

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