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Monday, 17 January 2011

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Are we looking at the star of the NEXT Rocky Balboa movie?

Indeed, where IS our dear Arnie since he bowed out of politics - or the limelight of politics?

Rumour has it that he has recently auditioned for the part of Rocky Balboa in the upcoming "Rocky the XXth" movie.

When asked about this rumour, Sly Stallone said that it IS just a rumour, however, he is rather hoping that, if and when the movie starts in production, Arnie will indeed be the star.

Sly said that he is honoured that a politician would even THINK of starring as 'him' in a movie as HE (Sly) did have aspirations to go into politics but admits that the very sight of his dear old mom, looking like, what she WAS, an aged hooker, made him realize, people most likely would never vote for him. Well, not in enough numbers to elect him.

Sly has promised to keep us updated on the possibility of Rocky XXth coming to the silver screen....or indeed, the whereabouts of Arnie, whichever comes first.

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