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Sunday, 16 January 2011

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All-diamond tiara - only one of the prizes on the upcoming Reality Show - Lead Me to Bieber

A new group of Justin Bieber fans have been 'discovered'. These are 50+ yr. old American women, wearing red scarves and 'We Love Susan' buttons.

Recently released from The Priory Clinic in London England, these women returned home to find their grand-daughters swooning over the young singer, Justin. Frustrated from not having had one single visit from their idol, Susan Boyle, during the past few weeks they are taking their frustrations out by stalking young Justin.

Subo fans still 'love Susan to bits' but have been venting their frustration with their idol by setting up quilting bees in order to make quilts to send to Jusin, who, they feel, will truly appreciate them, and flying around the globe to watch him in concert.

They say they will remain loyal to Susan Boyle as they are only too aware of what lays ahead for Justin Bieber when his voice breaks.

A number of these fanatics who have husbands in 'the biz' are talking about starting a new reality show with Justin as the prize. It will be open only to grandaughters of Subo fanatics aged 14 - 18 and will include a beauty pageant, much like Miss America, and a talent contest, much like AGT, with Subo fanatics doing the voting.

The title of this new reality show has already been decided upon...it is LEAD ME TO BIEBER.

The winner will receive an all diamond-tiara, $10 000 and will get to spend a week with Justin and and adult chaperone.

For more information on this up-coming reality show...watch the Entertainment pages of The Spoof.

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