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Friday, 14 January 2011

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The person on the left is the nun who the Vatican claims was cured by John Paul.

It was discovered that the Vatican plans on putting Pope John Paul II one step closer to becoming a saint through a process known as beatification even though he never discovered a cure for any human diseases or developed any major invention to help mankind.

John Paul's beatification, a stage in which an individual is known as "blessed," and one of the final steps before obtaining sainthood has been scheduled for May 1.

Critics complain that, Jonas Salk, deserves the title of saint instead of John Paul II because Salk discovered the cure for polio in 1952.

They also say that Thomas Edison should be declared a saint for being one of the most prolific inventors in history, holding 1,093 US patents in his name, as well as many patents in the United Kingdom, France, and Germany. Edison is credited for developing many devices that greatly influenced life around the world, including the phonograph, the motion picture camera, and a long-lasting, practical electric light bulb.

Vatican hypocrites are saying that a nun got cured from Parkinson's disease and that somehow it's attributed to the dead Pope who was not able to cure himself from the same illness.

Many observers say that there is no difference between the voodoo religion and the catholic religion except for the lack of homosexuality in voodoo practice.

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