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Friday, 14 January 2011

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The latest rumor among Twilight fans is about a possible new book, not the first part of "Breaking Dawn" although the two-part movie is certainly much anticipated.

"They all started from the books and the movies have been great, especially Robert Pattinson", stated one young lady to our reporter. "But the books had me hooked before the movies and I sure hope the rumor is true and that if they DO make a movie from it, they will have Nikki Reed in that role."

"I agree that the books come first but there just has to be a movie about each", stated another fan. "I don't care if Pattinson or Stewart or Taylor Lautner is in it. (though it would be nice if they were), I want Nikki Reed back for another run."

"With the books you get the great atmosphere and the many thoughts of the characters that just doesn't happen in the movies, still the movies are nice", stated our first male Twilight fan.

The book publishers know they have a bestseller on their hands should the book be written or even co-written. So we here at The West Coast Post believe it will eventually become available and then there will be the rush for wanting a movie made.

However, most of the present actors and actresses say they do not want to do another after "Breaking Dawn Part II".

But as one young lady proclaimed, "I don't care if none of the originals show up in a new book. The Rosalie character would be enough!"

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