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Friday, 14 January 2011

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Lulu may emulate Bjork in upcoming episode

A New Jersey mother, who previously dressed her 2-year old daughter in Wonder Woman and Madonna outfits complete with pointy cones, is taking more heat for the latest costume her now 3-year old daughter will be wearing in next season's Toddlers and Tiaras on TLC.

When asked how she could possibly top dressing her daughter as a sexy super hero or over-the-top pop performer who made wearing lingerie on stage an everyday thing, Lorraine "Lala" Loopier (pronounced Loo-pee-ay) said that when you have a gorgeous little blonde daughter with "the look," the sky is the limit.

That is why her daughter, Lucy "Lulu" Loopier will be competing in a Marilyn Manson costume complete with pale face, blackened eyes, ruby red lips and a black vinyl body suit complimented by fishnet stockings and stiletto heels.

"Lulu is definitely going to create a stir with that outfit," claims Lala, adding "and controversy these days is what brings in the big bucks."

Asked if she has ever really watched Marilyn Manson perform or listened to any of his music, Lala answered, "His? Oh dear, I thought he was a she. After all, her, err his name is Marilyn, and I thought he, err, she, had boobs."

Then she continued, "Oh, it makes no never mind. Several people in the viewing audience is sure to complain and when they do, we are going to shoot right to the top of the charts."

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