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Friday, 14 January 2011

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Sir Fred Goodwin, aka, Fred the Shred, is reported to have joined a large group of Susan Boyle Fans in an advisory capacity.

As the former boss of a Scottish bank, Sir Fred had an immediate connection with the Susan loving group who identify anything Scottish as God given and inherently beyond reproach.

The fans are accumulating, through strong support, untold wealth and need a creative and accomplished money man to advise on the best way to increase this wealth, invest it and control it all to the benefit of the fans.

Sir Fred has agreed a nominal fee to be augmented on a by results bonus.

"It's early days, yet," he is reported to have said,"but at first sight, I see a potentially lucrative Internet based business in it's infancy. With proper guidance and transparency, it's my aim to grow this tiny organisation, guided by a dedicated staff, into a .com runaway success. You never know, one day in the future it may be listed on the New York and London Stock Exchanges."

Susan Boyle, of course, will continue her own soaraway success story.

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