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Wednesday, 19 January 2011

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Vanessa Hudgens sitting by her swimming pool and wondering why Zac Efron blamed their breakup on her.

VENICE BEACH - Left Coast Mirror Magazine is reporting that the rumors of an intimate relationship that were reported in The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette between movie starlets Vanessa Hudgens and Kristen Stewart are totally false.

LC2M Editor Ambrose Appomattox stated that his chief reporter Cashmere Cunninghaven had personally talked to Vanessa Hudgens who was really upset by the rumors which stated that she and Kristen Stewart were spotted at Venice Beach in extremely skimpy swimsuits rubbing suntan lotion on each others backs, legs, arms, neck, and keisters (tushes).

Hudgens admitted that although it is true that the two were in fact at Venice Beach, dressed in skimpy swimsuits and were rubbing suntan lotion on each other, the part about rubbing the suntan lotion on each other's asses was absolutely asinine, she giggled and quipped 'no pun intended.'

Kristen Stewart could not be reached for comment as she was reportedly vacationing down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, with the recently heartbroken Scarlett Johansson, whose husband has just dumped her for Sandra "The Kissing Bandit" Bullock.

Meanwhile Vanessa Hudgens ex-boyfriend Zac Efron who reportedly dumped Vanny because she refused to remove an intimate tattoo with the name of an ex-boyfriend that she'd had tattooed on her muffin swore that his side of the break up was the true side.

Efron was quick to point out that the rumor that Vanny had caught him and Taylor Momsen playing footsie at a KFC in Redondo Beach was false.

The Tinsel Town Times Tribune has irrefutable photographs that clearly show Efron and Momsen playing footsie at the Redondo Beach KFC.

They also have photos of Momsen grabbing Zac's crotch as the two are playing miniature golf at The Munchkin Miniature Golf Course in Cucamonga.

And they also have pictures of Zac with a yellow sharpie pen drawing smiley faces on Taylor's cleavage while she is nibbling on some chicken McNuggets at a Mickey D's in Tarzana.

4T has contacted Efron about having him take a lie detector test but he informed them that he is busy making a motion picture with Aishwarya Rai and Betty White in Dubai, India, entitled Mission Impossible 11 - Vavavooming On The White Virgin Sands of Dubai.

The Tinsel Town Times Tribune then advised Mr. Efron that they would be glad to have an independent lie detector agency in Dubai conduct the lie detector test. Efron declined stating that he is allergic to polygraph needles.

Betty White just celebrated her 101st birthday on January 17 at a Chucky Cheese in La Brea.

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