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Wednesday, 12 January 2011

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ABOVE: Stephanie Seymour, just before her son applied suntan lotion to her areolas.

Odd photos of Stephanie Seymour and her 17-year-old son Peter have surfaced, in which it appears Peter is stroking his mother's right nipple while sticking his tongue in her mouth while on vacation in St. Bart's surfaced, but Mommy says it's OK, because Peter is a c-ck-gobbler.

In a posting on his Facebook page, which has tens of viewers daily, Peter writes "I would just like to say that these pictures have been taken completely out of context... she often hugs, kisses and gropes me and my siblings in an manner that is intimate, and every mother in the world does the same. That day on the beach we walked around with each other completely aware of the presence of photographers there."

"I am in shock," said Ernst Grafenberg, MD, of the Mary Kay Letourneau Institute of Preteen Love. "Seriously, what photographer would f--king recognize Stephanie Seymour? That is completely amazing to me."

"And why the hell does she need to vacation?" Dr. G. asked. "She hasn't worked since 1988!"

"Just like I told child services when I was 11," said Peter. "Mom taught me everything I know about being a decent human being. In fact, everything I know about love, friendship and how to stimulate a penis I got from her."

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