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Wednesday, 12 January 2011

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ABC hurriedly swithched to local channel in Bufflao!

While ABC's Robin Roberts was busy trying to show the American public exactly how bad the conditions are with the almost blizzard-like snow and ice pile-up in New York City, careful viewers caught a glimpse of Taylor Launter trying to flee from Adam Lambert who was chasing him on snow shoes as they passed through Times Square.

Apparently, although the snowshoes was certainly slowing him down, Lambert was making steady progress as Lautner kept falling down.

Viewers also clearly heard Taylor's shouts in the background "Leave me alone. My ass is sore enough already!"

But, like the villain in some old horror movie, Lambert just kept placing one snowshoe in front of the other one and was making progress as they both went off camera.

"What was that all about?", asked ABC weatherman, Sam Champion of Roberts.

"Looked like Adam Lambert chasing someone who kept falling down on the ice", replied Roberts, who then went heels up after stepping on refrozen ice.

"OK...the weather today is slick and assy...icy", declared Champion as he hurried through the weather report and then ran out the studio door and began taking part in the chase.

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