Bjorn Bigger, who has went by the name of "The Man With The Largest Penis", has launched a lawsuit against a spoof site on the web.
"They have had story after story after story written about "The Man with the World's Biggest Penis" and never gave me any credit in the least. They could have asked for my approval but no, they didn't offer anything. Not even a footlong..footnote!"
Bigger further stated that a former writer has even suggested that HE has the world's biggest penis.
"That's a bunch of baloney!," stated Bigger.
One lady who also writes for the humor site has offered to be their lawyer.
"You don't mean you-know-who?", asked Bigger. "Maybe I'm making a mountain out of a molehill."
"Yes it's true", one reporter told Bigger. "She's gathering evidence as we speak."
"Then I drop my penis..uh, lawsuit. I was actually only wanting some publicity for my sideshow in Vegas. Maybe I'm not the biggest, but I don't want to have to appear naked in a police line-up to prove it one way or another, especially if the room is cold."
This is Tooter Day for The West Coast Post. (Personally I think that Bigger received a Brett Favre-type snapshot from the spoof site's former writer.)