Former Manchester United and England midfielder David Beckham is expecting another child, it has been reported.
The baby, which will be either a boy or a girl, will arrive in the summer. This will coincide with the Beckhams' new children's colour collection of tacky clothes and accessories.
The Los Angeles-based couple already have three sons, Brooklyn, 11, Romeo, eight, and Cruz, five. I don't know why the number 11 is shown numerically and the numbers eight and five are written with letters, but there you go. That's how the BBC did it, and who am I to question the authority of an organisation such as the BBC?
The boys are said to be "very excited", and Beckham's wife, Posh, has been described as 'thrilled to bits'.
The rush is now on to find the perfect name for the baby, and the Beckham's are considering offering a cash prize for the most original (for 'original', read 'daft') name to be submitted.
I'm bored with this story now, as I am with the Beckhams. I've given the story a 1-thumb rating to prove it.