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Saturday, 8 January 2011

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Smile. You're on Candid Camera!

With her hit tunes such as "Just Dance," "LoveGame," and "Alejandro" playing in the background, she kept her serene "Poker Face" as she described the new Polaroid product to an enthusiastic crowd at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas.

According to NYDailyNews.com, Lady Gaga said, "This is the first ever pair of sunglasses that can be worn out to protect your eyes from the sun and they can also take pictures." In addition, the website reports that she commented: "I want to thank Polaroid personally for treating me not as a spokesperson and not as a face for the brand, but they honored me as a woman, as a creative director," adding, "They really let me put my hands in there and design this myself."

Onlookers were enthralled, but they couldn't help but glance at her "Telephone" and wonder what else THAT could do. (In addition to serving as a communication device, that is.)

At the end of her presentation, Lady GaGa bid the audience adieu, singing, "Eh, Eh, Nothing Else I Can Say." Her staff confided that she and her new sunglasses were off to snap photos of as many "Paparazzi" as possible. Returning the favor, No?

Hopefully the alliance between Polaroid and Lady Gaga will work out. Only time will tell. Her many fans are just hoping it doesn't turn out to be a "Bad Romance."

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