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Friday, 7 January 2011

image for Justin Bieber's hairdo is actually a wig made out of his own hair

Teen heart-throb - he of the full head of hair has been uncovered. Turns out that the great big pudding bowl of hair on his head is - horrors - actually a wig! And better yet, it's made out of his own hair!

Seems Justin started losing his hair when he first hit the big time.

"Too much stress", said the heart-throb.

At first he started with the big comb-over - from left to right. Then when the sides started thinning he opted for the full blow-over from back to front. After a while even that didn't work.

Luckily the star's mom - with the foresight that moms have, had been saving her baby's falling hair. It turned out that she had collected quite a few handfuls, so - enter a master wig maker - and thus was born the Edwardian-Beatnik Justin Do.

"It's great", the Beeb told reporters. "I don't have to worry about bed-hair when I wake up. A quick shower and on with the Justin Do".

He plans to include a chapter - [titled 'Hair'] - on his hair, in his next biography so guys everywhere can gain some self-esteem by purchasing and wearing his Beeb Dos.

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