There's more to the untalented, totally re-constructed, empty-minded Kardashian sisters. Because just when you thought you knew everything you needed to know about them and their daily habits - along comes a startling bit of Kardashian trivia.
There are 2 more sisters coming out of the woodwork. In a surprising announcement the head of the Kardashian Knetwork announced:
"The Kardashian Knetwork is proud to announce the launching of a uniquely new, family-friendly and exciting reality series called K3: Kardashian Kontinues. It will feature the youngest clones of the clan - identical twins, Kooky and Klutzy and will take reality shows to stunning new heights".
Cameras will follow Kooky and Klutzy throughout the year as they get into all sort of hi-jinks like flossing their teeth themselves without having to go to the dentist; wrapping duct tape around their perky bosoms to make them stand out even more than that of their older sibs' plastic version and .....[drum roll please...]...getting empowered with their very first bikini waxing.
Also included are 3-part specials on '20 Different Ways To Fight Hunger Pangs By Eating Organic Toilet Paper Balls' and 'Breaking The Arch Of Your Foot To Get Into Those 20-inch Louboutins'.
Kooky and Klutzy Kardashian or K3 as they refer to themselves are totally excited about the show as they Twittered:
"Like first we wanted to like call ourselves KKK but somebody said it was like not appropriate or whatever so whatever".
It is understood TomKat have offered the services of Suri Cruise as fashion consultant in exchange for 51% control of the show. But your reporter has just received this update from the Brangelina Empire:
"Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is pleased to announce her involvement with the K3 Reality Series where she will play a major role as Official Stunt Coordinator and Fitness Expert".
Stay tuned for more breaking updates on this new show - expected to become a regular fixture on the showbiz scene with an incredible following among the 8-12 pre-pubescent Princess group.