Paris - (Gong Hits 4 Cazza): He famously turned down the Croix de Guerre... for having to kiss Brigitte Bardot before her successful mustache depilation ahead of the movie And God Created (Hairy French) Woman.
This week Michael Caine finally accepted the Legion d'Honneur - France's biggest gong - for lasting five rounds with French diva Catherine Deneuve in Last Tango in Paris.
Unfortunately the award invitation said he'd won the Commandership of the Order of Arts and Letters following a lifetime of achievement with French acting floozies.
Today the 77 year-old British actor didn't appear upset when someone pointed out the boob.
The Legion d'Honneur is typically awarded to foreign actors for marrying French women.
Scottish-born Sean Connery got his for marriage to Micheline Roquebrune, while Gregory Peck 'got his' for making and honest woman of Veronique Passani.
Caine has been wed to Shakira Baksh for over 40 years.
This afternoon he declined to comment on reports that he's to get an Oscar next month for a lifetime's dedication of avoiding working with Jane Fonda.
Zsa Zsa Gabor is 91.