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Monday, 3 January 2011

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Oscar-nominated actor Pete Postlethwaite, who starred in "Inception" and "The Usual Suspects," has died at the age of 64, his agent said Monday.

Please direct hate mail to...

...my next-door neighbor is a twat
See, cuz it's a leg, and it's attached to... Forget it.

"I can't believe Ben Kingsley died. This is horrible," said one film fan, after being showed a photo of Postlethwait.

"Wait, isn't that Wes Studi?" asked another fan.

"No, its Erick Avari, the guy from Mr. Deeds," the fan's girlfriend said.

"Holy sh-t, Patrick Stewart died?" said a passerby, sticking his nosy self into our business.

Hollywood was also rocked by the death of Zsa-Zsa Gabor's right leg, who was taken from life support this morning.

Gabor's leg last appeared publicly on Larry King's final "Live" episode last month, and seemed to be in good spirits.

"Life's been tough, especially since my next-door neighbor is a twat, but I'm doing as well as could be expected."

Gabor's leg leaves behind a hip, pelvis and many beloved arteries and veins.

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