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Monday, 3 January 2011

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Kyler and Delilah Buzzclinker of the citizens group 'Folks Against Double Entendres.' (Photo courtesy of Nancy Pelosi

CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee - According to a published report that appeared in The Chattanooga Bulletin Bugle newspaper the Chattanooga based Folks Against Double Entendres organization is picketing theaters where the hit movie The Little Fockers is being shown.

Kyler and Delilah Buzzclinker, president and vice-president of the consumer group have made it known that the producers, cast members, and crew of the Ben Stiller - Robert De Niro motion picture may think that they are fooling the American public but they aren't.

Delilah who has a degree in baking from Harvard commented that she is not stupid and she knows that the movie's producers are playing their 'little boy' games.

She went on to point out that in the film's title everyone, who has a fifth grade education, knows that the letter "O" is actually a mere substitute for the letter "C."

Kyler backed up his wife's statement and added that they let the first two "F" movies slide by but they cannot let this one go because of the fact that the producers have chosen to hide their nasty 'boyish' prank behind kids who are too young to even know about the real story behind the film title's letter "O."

A spokesperson for the Lions Face Motion Picture Company, Silas St. Soursop, 58, issued a statement stating that the statement which the Buzzclinkers had stated was absolutely without any statutory basis whatsoever.

St. Soursop explained that sometimes what happens is that holier than thou organizations, groups, committees, agencies, and coalitions spend way too much time, effort, and money looking into things that they should not be looking into.

He went on to say that truth be told the Buzzclinkers and their organization should be looking into the fact that Sarah Palin is knocking the hell out of halibuts, guppies, and sardines up in Alaska.

St. Soursop suggested that the Buzzclinkers and their organization quit wasting their time worrying about if the letter "O" has been substituted for the letter "C" or if Ben Stiller made Barbra Streisand cry during the movies filming when he told her that she had a nose like Pinocchio, or if the rumor that Dustin Hoffman was making vulgar looking puppets out of some of his old boxer shorts is in fact true.

In a non-related story. Iceland has indefinitely postponed their planned invasion of New Zealand due to the fact that both of their naval destroyers are completely surrounded by ice and it won't be until sometime in late August when they will be able to move.

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