RINCON, Puerto Rico - In a sterling example of what can happen when close couples begin to play 'Hide The Salami' amongst themselves Canadian country music singer Shania Twain has married Frederic "Lucky Dude" Thiebaud in the town of Rincon, Puerto Rico.
Rincon is noted as the place where Rum was first invented back in September of 1507 by Juan Carlos Ron Rico Rum.
Señor Rum was actually trying to invent a mouthwash to take away the hot sauce taste but stumbled upon the drink that would go on to become as popular as Tequila, Scotch, Diet Dr. Pepper, and Gatorade.
The blushing bride Shania Thiebaud looked like a million dollars in her Gloria Vanderbilt wedding gown which was imported from Queens, New York and which an inside source revealed was valued at...a million dollars.
The groom was dressed in a rented tuxedo since he has no where near as much money as his new wife. Shania's ex-husband Mutt Lange reportedly offered the couple his best wishes through a text message.
Frederic's ex-wife Marie Anne Thibaud was not as nice as she was overheard telling her pedicurist in Windsor, Ontario, Canada that she hoped Shania would develop laryngitis, dandruff, and cellulite.
After a five-month honeymoon cruise to Japan, Scandinavian, South America, Guatemala, and Hawaii, the newlyweds will reside in La Tour De Peliz, Switzerland at Shania's Chateau Chateaubriand.
SIDENOTE: Shania also owns a 61,000 acre kangaroo ranch in Lake Wanaka, New Zealand and a 700 acre sardine farm in Zzyzx, California.