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Sunday, 2 January 2011

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The 3rd Bond film featuring Daniel Craig as the Secret Agent has finally commenced filming following a number of problems with gathering the necessary funds to complete the film.

In order to ensure appropriate funding could be secured, a number of cuts have been made to the film to be able to complete the film with the new £15,000 budget.

The film has been entitled "The Man with the Mediocre Kitchen" and is being filmed on Daniel Craig's personal video camera. Craig, who is now doing the film for free, is also providing the location for the film, and has penned the majority of the script.

The Bond villain, who was originally set to be played by Christopher Walken, will instead be played by BBC comedy star Barry Chuckle. Chuckle will also be writing the score for the movie.

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