Couruscant-- Jedi Master Yoda decided to smoke a little weed on the first day of the New Year. The little alien grabbed a miniature bong and stuffed it with some great weed from the planet Ganja, and gazed out over the skyscrapers of Couruscant in the first minutes of dawn.
"Smoking I am some marijuana, and good for me it will be!" said the friendly little Yoda. "Wishing was I for a nice buzz, and The Force to me was good!" he said with glee.
The tiny green creature sucked a big hit from the tint bong and closed his eyes. Great puffs of grey smoke escaped from his strange ears. He looked out over the dazzling city of Couruscant and pondered Existence.
"Pretty it is, this wonderful city, and happy am I, to be. Give I, I will, some weed to the other Jedi, and peace there be, in the Galaxy!" he said with a dreamy look in his eyes.
Suddenly, Dark Vader appeared with his light saber, and broke Yoda's bong.
"Hey, F-you a-hole!" shouted Master Yoda. "Man, you have me so upset, I can't even talk right! There's always gotta be some prick to kill a good buzz! F-you Bozo!" he shouted at Dark Vader.
Master Yoda grabbed his own light saber and shoved it up Darth Vader's ass. Then he found half a reefer that Luke Skywalker had left the night before, and lit it up.
"Smoking again am I the reefer, and talking again am I correct. Happy New Year to all, and to all a New Year Happy!" said the delighted little alien, as he finished the reefer.