Our WikiSquirts Los Angeles Bureau Chief, Rolly Patampkin, is now reporting that a remake of the dude hating, blatantly lesbian, sassy bitch movie Thelma and Louise has got the green light to begin production in February 2011.
Word around local donut shops and strip joints is that the parts of the lead characters will be played by none other than Sarah Palin and Kate Gosselin! The producers of the movie became very excited to get this movie started with the two "tough chicks" after they seen the lesbian chemistry between the two while filming that reality show of Palins up in Alaska. However, the push to get the movie made has been hampered by reports that Ms. Palin and Ms. Gosselin wanted the name of the movie changed to "Grizzly Momma and The Huge Snatch" (you figure out who is who) but the movie producers put a kibosh on that idea stating that "…the title change could result in the [dreaded] NC-17 rating from the MPAA."
Although Ms. Palin and Ms. Gosselin both deny that they are going forward with the project due to scheduling conflicts and general bitch biting duties WikiSquirts has it on good authority that Todd Palin (wife of the Grizzly Momma) has been successful at persuading both of the independently thinking (aka bitches) women into agreeing to participate. Todd Palin (aka The First Dude & Real Asshole) has also suggested that maybe Trig Palin - their youngest little retard - be included in the movie, if for no other reason than to lend realty to the final scene when the ladies drive the car off the cliff. Todd was overheard by our WikiSquirt source saying to Candi Fantasy down at The Blue Zebra "They could place dummies in the car for my sugar momma and that bitch Gosselin and place Trig in their for reals. I mean what's the worst thing that could happen - brain damage?"
We at WikiSquirts think this would be an awesome pairing for the remake especially since they both have acting experience from their respective realty shows.
WikiSquirts source, Rolly Patampkin, also ran into Jon Gosselin in LA and he had nothing to say or report about the movie but wondered if he could play the part originally characterized by Brad Pitt. That statement demanded a giggle from our source. At that point Mr. Gosselin asked Rolly if he could suck his dick for $20 - our source "claims" to have denied accepting that offer as well.
More to follow as our source makes the rounds in Hollywood.